the door creaks open slowly, revealing a dimly lit room. Clutter lines every shelf or desk. Said clutter appears to be electronic parts; papers, and random trinkets. The smell of...artificial fruit flavoring? hangs in the air. It stings your nose and makes you want to sneeze.
Dib's wonderful page of DOOM!!!
who am I? better question: who are YOU? no, really. anyway. people know me by many names, but my main is Dib. Call me Dib.
here's a basic rundown on ME!!!
name: Dib (or Max. Dibz is just the name I put on the site dont call me that...)
age: 16!!!! [as of 2021]
birthday: august 15th, 2004
pronouns: she or he
height: 5'2 (if I can't be the Almighty Tallest i'll have to be the Almight SMALLEST....)
fav color: black or neon green, or purple
fav animal: cats or bugs OR BIRDS or....
likes: Invader Zim, JTHM, Petz, anything bloody, skelanimals, furbies, cats, birds
dislikes: the New Web, people who call things "cringe", social media, people who hate wasps
i like 2 think of myself of an artist and an animator, and i do post quite a bit of my stuff! [ really, you should check it out ]. i do write sometimes, but i don't really make a habit out of it. i dont really consider myself a 'writer' but RPing sometimes is fun, even tho i suck at it. i have two cats, one named Pixel and the other is Sylvia. Pixel is a calico and Sylvia is a black-and-white cat. i luv luv luv them both with my whooole heart. i also collect stuff. i collect bones among toyz [furbies, mlps, ect] even tho my mom HATEZZZ it. i also collect invader zim merch of course. [ SUPER mad there was never a Tak figure!! anyway...] I'm a huge fan of Jhonen's work, obviously. CAN'T YOU TELL? if you see me somewhere without my gir hoodie or an mcr shirt it's probably not me. i dont think im anybody special, just a random teenager on da internet. i come here and work on mai site anytiem tumblr gets stressful.
so whats the point of this site? there isn't really one. i've always been enamored by the concept of owning my own site since i was a smeet using my family's shared computer, but by the time i was able to code my own site it was long out of style to have your own website. I had a couple of weebly sites over the years but I hated that i couldn't code them myself, and i abandoned them. years later i found Neocities and the rest is history!!!!!!!!
and so, i made this site get away from modern social medias, and to have my own little corner of an internet that's more and more owned by large corporations that give us little customization. it serves as an archive, so someone can find out what a random teenager was doing in the 2020's and thats about it. i hope you enjoy your stay in my festering brain
why do i use Dib as my screen name? well you see a year or so ago me and my HORRIBLE (just kidding i love you guys) friends were doing Invader Zim roleplay but they didn't know my actual name... but I played Dib in the roleplay... so that's what they called me. and then it STUCK. so i'm the big headed boy FOREVER now!!!!!! really it's normal sized stop making fun of my head
i could talk about myself forever so im gonna cut this short right HERE. just kidding heres some more shit
some fun facts about me:
-once when i was 4 my brother stabbed me with a pencil 5 times. i still have the graphite in my skin
-i have a fascination with old computers and tech despite obviously not being alive to experience it
-im a horrible person for many reasons but i won't tell you wut reasons they are
-my favorite food is crab meat if i see a crab well..you know
-i dont like dogs all that much. nothing against them i just wouldnt want one as a pet? people act like im insane when i say this?
want to contact me? you can find me on tumblr @sadlittledib OR you can message me on Discord: Dib#6003. i NEVER change my username, so it'll probably be right.